Gas prices, menopause and bad decisions
There’s a new scam targeting the elderly. They call you and ask if you got your new Medicare card in the mail. Of course, people...
Jere Evans
Ozempic neck, ex-husbands and talking to myself at Walmart
Now I have the Ozempic neck. Why do I have it? I never took Ozempic. Sometimes life isn’t fair. I looked up my ex-husband on...
Instability: Still looking for Mr. Right
Valentine’s Day just passed. As a newly divorced woman, I got a special gift — MY SANITY. Why do all overweight adults weigh 160 pounds...
Instability: Divorce, dentures and Dr. Kevorkian
Basically, 2025 wasn’t a good year for me — except for the fact that my divorce was final (finally)! My ex gave me a gift...
Instability: When your kids question Santa and your sanity
I’ve been flashing back a lot lately. When I was growing up, my parents gave all of us the same gift for our 18th birthday...
Instability: She was a quiet woman who did stand-up comedy
As a kid, my sisters and I were always witches, and we weren’t even in costumes. On Halloween night, I like to jump out of...
Instability: Scary flights, bad toupees and Halloween spirit
Halloween is on its way. I love Halloween — I love the treats, decorations and costumes. You can be anything you want to be. This...
Instability: Bucket lists, breakups and midlife musings
Life isn’t always fair. They won’t grant asylum to immigrants, but they’re trying to put me in one. Are the daughters of Caitlyn Jenner jealous...
Instability: Dating apps, mammograms, and other torture devices
My divorce will be final in two weeks. This is the most excited I’ve been about anything that involved him in years. I’ll be back...
Instability: May God have mercy
Fall is fast approaching. I have one word of advice for the elderly — DON’T. A lot of people are special needs, like my family....
Instability: Beer, bulls and bad dates at the county fair
Another Del Mar Fair has come to an end. You see, hear, taste, and smell lots of different things. My bar was in a building...
Instability: Thinking the unthinkable (again)
My mind has been thinking about stupid stuff again — If a hypochondriac gets Alzheimer’s, will they be cured? Should schizophrenics be allowed to drive...
Food stamps and boob jobs: A dating survival guide
First off, my name is Jere, pronounced “Jerry.” Maybe I’m just a four-letter word, but can I at least be the correct four letters? As...
Now boarding: Chaos, confusion and cookie butter
What is going on with the airlines? I’ve gotten older, and now my eyesight, hearing, memory and response time aren’t what they used to be...
Instability: Easter, engines and mammograms
Recently, I went for my annual mammogram. A necessary procedure for women. They stretch your breast out as far as they can, then smash it...