Ozempic neck, ex-husbands and talking to myself at Walmart
Now I have the Ozempic neck. Why do I have it? I never took Ozempic. Sometimes life isn’t fair. I looked up my ex-husband on...
comedy
Instability: She was a quiet woman who did stand-up comedy
As a kid, my sisters and I were always witches, and we weren’t even in costumes. On Halloween night, I like to jump out of...
Instability: Scary flights, bad toupees and Halloween spirit
Halloween is on its way. I love Halloween — I love the treats, decorations and costumes. You can be anything you want to be. This...
Instability: Dating apps, mammograms, and other torture devices
My divorce will be final in two weeks. This is the most excited I’ve been about anything that involved him in years. I’ll be back...
Instability: May God have mercy
Fall is fast approaching. I have one word of advice for the elderly — DON’T. A lot of people are special needs, like my family....
Instability: Beer, bulls and bad dates at the county fair
Another Del Mar Fair has come to an end. You see, hear, taste, and smell lots of different things. My bar was in a building...
Now boarding: Chaos, confusion and cookie butter
What is going on with the airlines? I’ve gotten older, and now my eyesight, hearing, memory and response time aren’t what they used to be...
Instability: Easter, engines and mammograms
Recently, I went for my annual mammogram. A necessary procedure for women. They stretch your breast out as far as they can, then smash it...
Nationally renowned improv group to bring in new decade at Center for Arts
ESCONDIDO — The California Center for the Arts, Escondido will close the last night of the decade with a round of laughs by playing host...
Kathy Griffin takes stage at California Center for the Arts, Escondido
ESCONDIDO — One of comedy’s most accomplished performers is taking the stage Saturday at the California Center for the Arts, Escondido. Two-time Emmy and Grammy...
Smirnoff takes center stage in Escondido
A staple in the 1980s who found a new path returns to California in a unique comedy show at the California Center for the Arts...
‘Fools’ hopes to bring laughs for all ages at STAR Theatre
OCEANSIDE — Katie Betian has been attending stage performances since she was 3 years old. [amt_override]...