Memo to Larry Ellison (Oracle Corp.), Elon Musk (Tesla) and other Californians eyeing a move to Texas because it has no state income tax but does feature lower living expenses and far less government regulation that California:
Think twice, maybe three times, before you leap.
That’s one lesson of the mid-February combination of blizzard and deep-freeze that struck the Lone Star State, dropping some outdoor temperatures near zero and indoor levels into the 30s and sometimes lower.
Ice and snow froze water pipes, even some placed 2 feet below ground level.
Several hospitals were left without safe water, forcing mass patient transfers in extreme weather. All this just three years after Hurricane Harvey reduced much of Houston, the nation’s fourth largest city, to a bunch of rivers and ponds.
It’s one thing to see how virtually nonexistent zoning that stems from the Texas ideal of little government control can let junk yards and body shops exist alongside posh homes. It’s another to see Houston reduced to non-functionality twice in less than 40 months.
And not merely non-functionality in a business sense, but in much more human ways. In the midst of Texas’ weeklong super-freeze and blackout, some water purification works went the way of business activity and home heat: They did not work.
More than 10 million Texans who still had running water were told to boil it before drinking it. That meant wide use of portable camping stoves — if households had them — because natural gas operations were also stuck in the deep freeze.
Never mind the threat of carbon monoxide poisoning.
The length and extent of the blackouts dwarfed anything modern California has seen, even in the energy crunch of the early 2000s, trouble primarily caused by Texas companies whose executives gloated publicly over “stealing from California grandmas” — before they were convicted and imprisoned.
In short, the approximately 300,000 former Californians who moved to Texas over the last six years because of lower real estate and energy prices suddenly learned why their big new homes cost so little. They now know they bought into the mere façade of a solid place to live.
Yes, Texas’s far-right Republican Gov. Greg Abbott tried to blame all this on the fact his state’s grid — independent of surrounding states that could have aided it (but did not) because Texas would have no federal regulation of its electric supply — gets about 20% of its power from solar and wind developments. What about the other 80%? In any case, Abbott’s own appointed energy experts said whatever green power Texas uses did not create this crisis.
It was reminiscent of the old saying that when you eliminate a tradition, you soon learn why it became one. This time, Texas worked assiduously to avoid federal control and influence, then learned why those can sometimes be a big plus.
Then there are Texas politicians. It wasn’t just that Abbott tried to scapegoat renewable power and the nonexistent Green New Deal. No top-level politician in California has been as dishonest and deflective during an emergency in more than 100 years.
The freeze also featured panicked or irresponsible behavior by other officials. Two examples: Republican Sen. Ted Cruz fled to 80-degree Cancun with his family when the going got tough.
That’s the same Ted Cruz who tweeted that California’s liberal policies created blackouts during recent wildfire crises. “I have no defense (of that tweet),” he conceded before flying south.
And Colorado City, Texas, Mayor Tim Boyd was forced to resign after ranting on Facebook that local residents were “lazy.” The city and county, he told constituents “owe you NOTHING.
“Sink or swim, it’s your choice. If you have no water, you deal with it and think outside of the box.” This, while some families tried for days to melt snow as their sole source of water.
It all can serve as a timely and on-point warning to Californians who seek to get rich and live like kings by selling houses high here and then leaving for greener pastures and bigger homes at much lower prices.
Those pastures may not look so green after you’ve been in the new place a while, especially if it’s Texas.
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