‘Wii’ are a just bunch of wannabes
Wii need to have a talk. Since you’ve come into my life, I’ve had to make a few changes. I know you mentioned in passing...
cory.waterhouse
Obama hasn’t convinced me yet
I was going to write something pithy and topical about Barack Obama ascending his golden chariot to his place in political and world history. Alas,...
It’s all fun and games until you grow up
It was me. I was that little jerk that pounded on your door as the moon shone white with my young group of marauding miscreant...
What I’ve learned on the job
So, I’ve worked as a doorman and a bartender, and it’s safe to assume that I’ve learned a few things about the human condition. And...
Christmas Eve with the Doorman
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the bar, Most of the drunks were all snoring, not excluding the town bore. The Jager all...
Two losers ruined ladies’ night for the rest of us
The summer crowds have rushed back to work, and the college kids have stumbled back to their dorm rooms, which can only mean that those...
An open letter to ‘green’ car owners
Dear Prius/Electric Car Owners and Hippies, Thank you for doing your part to make the planet a better place. It’s nice to have a conscientious...
Doorman Diaries
Oh Halloween, you festive little hobgoblin of a youth’s delight. There’s something transcendent about All Hallow’s Eve that enables us to keep this candied day...
Letters straight from the Doorman’s mailbag
I wanted to take this opportunity to answer a few of the e-mails that I have received. With the hundreds that pour in every week,...
What’s behind the ’stache?
Just for the record, I’m currently not wearing a moustache. If you’ve seen my big dumb face recently, it’s all covered in a furry dark...