Sometimes I fantasize about being hired by British Petroleum to help defend against the hippies, freaks and oil-slicked loon scrubbing chiba monkeys to provide a...
So apparently the apocalypse is upon us. We have about two years to get our collective crap together and immerse ourselves in biblical prophecies, rumors...
Let’s toast those ghosts! (Trademark pending, all rights reserved.) I decided to take matters into my own hands recently in an effort to protect the...
I’ve made my feelings abundantly clear about the most vile, smooshiest, downright saddest holiday known to man — Valentine’s Day. I’m starting a new slogan:...