cory.waterhouse

Target and Costco. The yin and yang of commercial success. One caters to those in love with shiny little knickknacks and dorm furniture, while the...

Let’s toast those ghosts! (Trademark pending, all rights reserved.) I decided to take matters into my own hands recently in an effort to protect the...

We’ve all had one of those nights that started innocuously enough, just intending to have a few measly cocktails and chatter about topics of little...

Since the only thing I even minutely enjoy about the Oscars is that it shares its name with tasty golden bread sticks, I thought I’d...

I saw this posting on a Web site about the bar I work at and remembered the situation immediately. So I felt compelled to respond...

I’ve made my feelings abundantly clear about the most vile, smooshiest, downright saddest holiday known to man — Valentine’s Day.  I’m starting a new slogan:...

Personal responsibility has become a languid punch line in a string of jokes that aren’t even funny anymore. You can’t read the news lately without...

Dear Widowed Wife of a Really Rich Relative Who Planned Rather Poorly for His Untimely Demise,  Hello Ngobe! How are you? Oh right. Dead husband....

New Year’s resolutions are a waste of time that only result in a less than 4 percent success rate (I made that up) and serve...

The winds of change they are a blowin’ … down my back fence. Which therefore set into motion a flurry of events that to this...

(Sung to the tune of ‘Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire’) Chest bumps thumping near an open bar Jack shots spilling on your toes Stinky...

Thanksgiving has now passed, Tubby. You can put the turkey leg down and pretend like you’re only eating like this because “it’s the holidays” and...

Humans, the barely evolved cousin to the poo-tossing primates we call genetic kin, have become a gullible group of pathetic whiners, pointless consumers and fiscally...

The bar seems to be a beacon for abhorrent behavior.  If you’re mentally unstable, I’m quite sure you’ve found your way into my establishment. I...

I have a sneaking suspicion that Curious George’s owner, the Man With the Yellow Hat, is a drug dealer.  Or at the very least he’s...